Sometimes I make maths out of my food and with my hands.
Today, with great difficulty, I managed to capture one of these moments for you.
Half-eaten quiche > Chilli Quesadilla
Q.E.D.And yes, in the time it took me to take that, my food did get cold. I like to think it was worth it.
While I am aware that this isn't exactly the most complex mathematics around, or even that I've learned (I can multiply 5 by 2 without a calculator), but seriously. How complex do you think the maths you can do is with food, your hands, and while still taking a sweet as photo like that one above?
So quit yo' whining.
It is fun though.
... Yeah, I do some weird crap. I just like to share it with you.
[NON SEQUITUR ALERT]
I hate bad ads on TV. There are so many. That stupid cordial ad, with the guy who changes his name to Elizabeth? Seriously.
Get lost, you stupid douche.
I don't even understand why it's so unbelievable. I mean, he's talking to the cordial expert, whose job it is to know about the cordial.
AND EVEN SO. Why would he actually do it?? Change his name, I mean.
Is the cordial woman SUCH a bitch, that she followed him and made sure he did it?
Everything about this ad is ridiculous and I hate it.
I kind of just wanted to rant about that stupid ad.
I know there are other stupid ones that I hate, but that's one of the worst. Especially because it's on all the time.
...No. No. No no no no no no. NO!
Ge-- Get away from me! Help me! It's, it's my television. It's coming for me.
I can't hold it off much longer!
Just call someone! Call someone to save me!
I can't take much longer. HELP!
Sorry. I was bored.
I think I'm done now.
[insert random nerdy quote]
Chat to ya laterz.
(I like to think there's more than one of you.)
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